This just goes to show the quality of our criminals has definitely taken a nose-dive!Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into the bank one day. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he`d been about to draw his gun. He couldn`t have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The would-be thief ran away and is still at large.
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